Tiger Jokes with Tiger Home

 

Charles: I'm going on a holiday  in winter.
Mathew:Which continent
Charles:hmm; to Asia
Mathew:Which country in Asia...?
Charles:mmm it's Oman.
Mathew:Wow! it's  nice .
Charles:Have you been there?Is it a nice country?
Mathew"Yeah! I had been working in a rig there.
Charles:Can you suggest a comfortable apartment.
Matrhew:Book "Tiger Home" it's in the down town Ghubra'
Charles:Tiger home???? Are tigers there...?
Mathew:Don't be afraid, no,no, tigers.It's famous.....
Charles:Famous for tigers....??/
Mathew: No ,famous for people, when Tiger Wood comes to Oman to play
golf ,he chooses this apartment to stay because it carries part of his name.
Charles:sounds great!Let me book this Tiger home for my stay in Oman.
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What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Q: Where does a tiger sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A: A tiger lily!
Q: Whats striped and bouncy?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A: A tiger moth!
Q: How are tigers are like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: Jungle bells!jungle bells!
Q: What do you call a tiger that likes to dig in the sand?
A: Sandy claws!
Q: How do tigers describe themselves?
A: Purr-fect!
Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!
Q: On which side does a tiger have most stripes?
A: On the outside.
Q: Who went into the tigers den and came out alive?
A: The tiger.
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger and a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater.
Q: What's striped and goes round and round?
A: A tiger in a revolving door.
Q: What's the silliest name you can give a tiger?
A: Spot.
Q: If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what's a tiger?
A: Stri-ped.
Q: What happened when the tiger ate the comedian ?
A: He felt funny !
Q: What does the tiger say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: 'Let us prey.'
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a watchdog ?
A: A terrified postman !
Q: What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?
A: A tiger has the mane part missing
Q: What is tiger's favorite food ?
A: Baked beings !
Q: How does a tiger greet the other animals in the field ?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.' !
Q: On which day do tiger eat people ?
A: Chewsday !
Q: Why don't tigers like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
Q: How do you take a tiger's temperature?
A: Very carefully!
Q: Why do tigers always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook.

My First Time

              

MY FIRST TIME.

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again

Without a single regret. 
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I. 
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do. 
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine. 
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast. 
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart. 
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.. 
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time

At milking a cow...

 OH how true I remember the days!!!!! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!